“Good morning, doctor!”, the man said.
“I’m here because my wife insists that I need professional help.”
“Why does she feel that way?”, the doctor asked.
“Because I prefer bow ties to long ties.”
“ I don’t understand”, the doctor said. Why would she see that as a problem? Many people prefer bow ties to long ties. In fact, I have the same preference myself.”
“Really?”, the patient said , smiling. “ How do you like yours – boiled, or sautéed with a little garlic?”
“myself ” and “yours” are, respectively:
